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ByDr Noamyrn Izhaal-Newasi

BREAKING: Uganda Passes Law Banning Opinions After 3-Hour Twitter Space In an effort to maintain national peace and universal silence, Ugandan officials have passed a law banning all forms of opinion — spoken, typed, whispered, or thought. Citizens are now required to “shut the hell up unless absolutely necessary,” with violators sentenced to mandatory karaoke…