Hello world!

🎙️ Welcome to Nubian Narrator News™

Serving headlines with a side of shade and a dessert of petty.

We are not your traditional news outlet. We are a satirical, unapologetically Nubian, truth-twisting commentary collective born out of necessity, raised by critical thinking, and powered by cultural clarity. Nubian Narrator News™ is where real-world events meet real talk — with humour sharp enough to file lawsuits.

💡 Who We Are

Nubian Narrator News™ is a multimedia platform that mixes satire, analysis, and raw cultural commentary to dissect global news, social absurdities, influencer implosions, and political gymnastics — all through a Nubian lens.

We spotlight stories that matter to the Global Black and Brown community — and we say the quiet part out loud, loudly.

🎯 Our Mission

Our mission is to reclaim the narrative, challenge the mainstream media’s nonsense, and elevate underrepresented perspectives with bite, beauty, and brains.

We:

• Roast power with precision
• Expose hypocrisy with humour
• Uplift radical thinkers and cultural commentators
• Create viral satire that sparks real dialogue

🛠️ Our Goals

• Create a global community of thinkers, dreamers, and dragsmiths
• Produce original content, skits, segments, and short-form news breakdowns
• Amplify marginalised voices through satire, commentary, and curated rage
• Launch a creator-driven platform where culture, comedy, and critique collide

🖤 Our Vibe?

If The Boondocks, BBC World News, and Black Twitter had a group chat moderated by James Baldwin with WiFi, it would be us.

This is Nubian Narrator News™.
Where the headlines are real, the commentary is lethal, and the petty… is principled.